From Germaine’s homework last week, named “A Writing Game”:
WHO ………Does……… What……………. Where?………………… When?
They had to fill in the blanks for the above.
Here’s her take:
1. Germaine loves to swim in the pool on Sundays
2. Sevester(spelt wrongly) enjoys singing on the stage everyday
3. Jesus loves to go shopping at Queensway beside Jurong everytime
I couldn’t stop laughing for a full five minutes.
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