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August 31st, 2006 by Xtralicious

I logged into gmail after a very scrumptious lunch of chicken rendang and kangkong belachan and almost fell off my chair.

The Famous Kway Teow Man has left a comment on my blog, can?!

*bimbiotic moment*

Imagine how bloggers, like Mr Brown and Xiaxue, with hundreds of comments must feel.

Thankfully though, I have not had a stupid or nasty comment… so let’s not jinx it ok…

Moreover you all know I am such a nice fluffy little (ok, not so little) bimbo… *ditzy bimbiotic look*

***

I attempted the Paris Hilton bimbiotic look for my digicam last night but I gave up after a few attempts. As much as I tried to affect the famous vacant eyed/ ditzy smile thing, I only ended up looking either like I have a IQ quotient of 60 or I had bad crab for dinner.


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Perfectionist and imperfection

August 31st, 2006 by Xtralicious

Rain. I am ambivalent about it. I like it when I am indoors curled up in my nice warm quilt on my king size bed. I hate it when my laundry is hanging out, when I am about to go to work, and the worst: when I have to bring the pipster duex to school. It’s no joke juggling two bags (hers and mine) holding her hand, holding the freaking umbrella trying to make sure neither one of us gets wet and looking out for icky puddles. No, I am definitely not the type of mother who will go jumping into puddles merrily with her kid….

So I always try to get a cab, the operative word being TRY. It is virtually impossible to call through to the cab booking lines in Singapore whenever there is a downpour. The chances of striking the lottery is minutely higher.

So I was late for work this morning. AND I HATE THAT. I like to be at work at least 10 minutes before the official starting time so that I can settle in and prepare a nice hot cuppa latte to kick off the day. I also flip through Herald Tribune and Business Times quickly to get a gist before reading my regular news webbies and my favourite blogs.

Being late screws all that up. My nerves are shot to ribbons, my schedule is thrown out of sorts and I am just generally pissed that I am not the picture of Missy Perfect. I am also mightily pissed because I had wanted to wear my new suede 4 inch killer heels and couldn’t do so because the freaking rain would have ruined the suede.

It is exactly at times like these I wished I had dragged my lazy ass to the driving school diligently back then.


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Bureaucratic bullshit that is …

August 30th, 2006 by Xtralicious

our government agencies. One stellar example.

This is precisely what irritates me to no end. That our super scale civil servants on their super scale salaries can come up with stooooooooOOOOOOoooooopid policies like this for the sake of keeping in line with bureaucratic bullshit.

In the words of Mr Wang: “What’s the average IQ of Mindef officers these days?” Or even any other government agency for that matter?

Could be anything from 80 to 100, I say.

No wonder the good people at MDA were sooo impressed when they saw my IQ report, which I enclosed with my CV and certificates. Yes, yes, I applied for the position of PA there just for the sake of satisfying my morbid curiosity. I had to go through three rounds of interview; two being interviewed by a panel of three (what’s the point?!) and the last being a senior director or something. Can’t remember cos I was rather unimpressed and bored. They did make the offer at the end of the whole brohaha but the salary…. is pathetic. Like I said, it’s typical PAP bureaucratic style again. Pay more for the Masters/ Hons guy regardless of other attributes like thnking on his feet, intelligence as opposed to mugging for exams, EQ etc etc. The poor dude got there after mugging so hard. Pay him, say the PAP.

OK it was not that miserable, but still lesser than what I expected. And far from the standard of MNCs. And there is their 21 days leave……. which I will probably over utilized if I had accepted the offer. Too depressed to go to work every morning.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am sooo bad, I know. I sometimes wonder WHERE on earth did that come from? My parents are really really nice people. My mum is the type who never knows how to be sarcastic (her only sin is NAGGING!) and my dad is the really diplomatic sort. If he doesn’t like you, you wouldn’t know it. He’s too polite and nice.

More about my parents later. I will blog about my maternal home and their fantabulous dinner parties they host… (which I love……. and hate because of this “Ponz Goo type” rich spoilt girl that I absolutely detest and who loves to bore me to bits..) *bitchy rolls eyes bored look*


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Lunchtime Shopping

August 30th, 2006 by Xtralicious

There is a great danger of working in a district where I am surroundeed by shopping complexes. Actually not exactly shopping complexes, but this place is an absolute shopping belt! OUB Centre, Clifford Centre, Hitachi Tower, the underground mall at Raffles MRT and probably numerous other places I have yet to discover.

Like I said yesterday, I left the office at 6pm SHARP and crashed the sale at M)Phosis. Walked away with battle spoils of three abso-f**king-lutely gorgeous blouses, two being off the shoulder (red and black) and the third being a super comfy scoop neck black blouse. ALL AT 30% off!! AND IN MY SIZE, L!!!

It is an undescribable feeling when I can get stuff in my size (ya know, me being BIG by Singaporean standards and being a D when the rest of the female population here are mostly B at most..)

It is MINDBLOWING when I can get said desired pieces at a DISCOUNTED price.

The last time I felt such excitement and happiness was when… lemme see… when Geanyne starting speaking in sentences….. when Jean passed me a WHOLE HUMONGOUS BAG of books, all looking so beautifully new… when I got that DKNY black gaberdine pencil skirt in size 12 at the Club 21 sale at freaking 70% off… CFM leather boots in size 39.5 at 50% because it was the only pair left…

And most recently, being able to blog during the free blocks of time at work!

Just a few examples but you get my drift.

I am such a woman. I know.


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A short siesta and back to full steam..

August 30th, 2006 by Xtralicious

I realized that I had not been commenting on political issues for a while. Been too busy with coping with every day living and juggling many roles I guess. The level of stress of living in Singapore is very high. The high standard of living, the educational demands upon which are constantly made on our children and the competitiveness as nurtured by society and culture all add up to a hotpot of stress steamboat.

Moreover, my blog is not in the nature of heavy duty political/ sociology blogs like Yawning Bread, Singapore Angle, Kway Teow Man or Mr Wang, all of whom I have utmost respect and high esteem for.

Nope, this is a place where I will write about the pipsters, my life in general, my bimbiotic behaviour to be chuckled over a few years later, my little escapades, the things I get away with, and only then and lastly commentary on the political and social issues in the country of my birth and which I love.

You might have thought; oh she is so anti-government, so anti-everything. That’s not true. It only sounds that way because anyone with a logical mind and some time to read, sit down and analyze the issues will come to the same conclusion as I did. Things are not right.

But I was glad to see that finally the chronic ill are able to use their Medisave to pay for part of their medical bills for treatment. That should have been one of the original purposes of Medisave, but somehow it got sidelined to only being allowed for surgery and hospitalization usage. We are probably the only nation whose people are forced to park a certain percentage of our money with the government who then proceeds to tell us how the money should be used. *rolls eyes*

But anyway, it was due a long time ago, but better late than never.

So that means… finally, some results from the Ministry of Health!

*still in a state of shock*

*recovering from shock*

But still… the significance of the article is in the last paragraph:

“One million Singaporeans suffer from one of the four chronic diseases, and if all one million actively participate in this new scheme, then Medisave withdrawals will reach up to S$250 million a year.”

See why the government were so adamant about not allowing withdrawals back then?

But the question now should be, why then would they allow it now?

Me thinks that it could be

a) A long term strategy of laying the foundation for 2011 Elections;

b) Softening the blow for “means testing”, which basically means, you either have to be very poor and screwed to get subsidies from the government. If you have money coming out of your ears, you may not even bother with healthcare in Singapore, and probably is a Gold VIP at John Hopkins, so means testing really means shite to you. If you are middle class rich, borderline rich or borderline poor, you will be badly screwed by the government. Why do I say that?

MOH’s brainchild: Means Testing

Three levels of medical subsidy: 75%, 50% or 25%.

Per Capita Income

$0 to $300 - 75%
$301 to $700 - 50%
$701 to $1000 - 25%
More than $1000 - 0%

Scenario 1

Family of 3: Single mum (earning $700) and two kids.

Per capital income: 700 divided by three persons in household = $233.33

Situation: very poor and screwed

Subsidy: 75%

Scenario 2

Family of three: dad earning $1600, mum earning $1500, one kid

Per capital income: 3100 divided by three persons in household = $1033.33

Situation: borderline poor

Subsidy: BIG FAT ZERO

Scenario 3

Family of four: dad earning $2500, mum earning $2200, two kids

Per capital income: 4700 divided by four persons in household = $1175.00

Situation: borderline rich

Subsidy: BIG FAT ZERO

See what I mean by brainchild now?

Finally the last and most likely possibility

c) Better that the sick use their own money rather than leech off the government’s reserve funds by getting subsidies of all manners. Social welfare is not one of this government’s forte, ya know….

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The way I see it…

Me thinks it is 5% of a) 5% of b) and 90% of c).


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A PAP smear I couldn’t resist

August 30th, 2006 by Xtralicious

I feel very disturbed at the naivete and one track mindedness of which our government and their whole train of civil servants in waiting seem to be unfortunately endowed with. Even as I type, resources are being focused on organizing talks to deal with maintaining healthy relationships with your children, managing your rebellious teenagers and how to save your marriage etc, just to name a few.

Do they serious think talks can solve these deep rooted problems? I would think that even intensive workshops might not have a 100% of achieving a quantitative level of success, much less talks!

Naive, simplistic and detached from the man on the street. Eerily similar to the malady that pragues every PAP elite.

It brings to mind what YB Lee said about the quality of our ruling political party’s candidate. Because of the very method they were pampered into office, they do not have the fighting spirit of some of our notable Opposition members, being Ms Sylvia Lee and Mr Low Thia Khiang being stellar examples. I have never been moved by any of the speeches given by the PAP delegates. On the contrary, I find myself being disgusted and even outraged at the flawed logic and appalling stance taken in some of the latest PAP speeches, once of which is the recent rally speech by none other than our Prime Minister, Lee Hsien Loong.

Just to put forth one example on why I was so disgusted and outraged (just one, so that you do not get too depressed as I did…) :

One point I gleaned from the rally speech I linked above, was that, gasp, we (yes; you, you and you, and also me of course) are to be blamed for the population crisis that we are facing now. Last year, we were short of 14,000 babies! All 14,000 of us out there are to be blamed for not doing our national duty! Shame on us!

But bear in mind, it is today in present times that we are short of 14,000 to maintain the 4 million population. It would be logically sound to make the deduction that the said 14,000 babies should have been born like, 25 - 30 years ago? No?

But what was the government policy and stance back then? Was it not the STOP AT TWO campaign and as usual, they abused their political power and punished heretics who chose to have more than two? I use the term heretics because our government seem to think they are God.

Then why now in present times, it became OUR fault?

You screwed the macro economics, stop the finger pointing at the citizens.

And what is that stupid nonsense about not poking fun at our political leaders? Else we lose our respect for them?

Please…… tell me, how do you lose something you do not have in the first place?

***

Touching again on the quality (or lack thereof) of our PAP candidates: one word comes to mind.

Dough.

Soft, easily malleable. Even crumbles easily if not properly prepared.

And they are never properly prepared. How to be, if you have your work all cut out for you and success guaranteed? Group Representation Constituencies (GRCs) are how these nambly pamblies (NP) ride on the coat tails of existing political powerhouses into power. In each GRC, a political heavyweight in placed nicely like a pawn piece, and is mainly there to hold the hands of these aforementioned NPs, oops I beg your pardon, MPs (Minister of Parliament). Success is handed to them on a plate.

It could also be because that these chosen ones are literally just that. Chosen. Hand-picked from the elite (perhaps for their “teachability”), they were invited to serve the nation, and I reiterate I use this term very very loosely. Very often, they had to to be persuaded into position, what with the numerous “tea invitations” and lured with the ministerial salary celery dangled in front of them.

See, if they have to be lured with an obscene salary, guaranteed success, and never having to fight every step of the way to prove your passion and conviction, the dough will be well on the way to the oven to be churned out as nice uniformly cut cookies.

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Speaking of Singapore’s ministerial salary scale, our Minister Mentor, Lee Kuan Yew, openly admitted that our obscenely high salary scale for ministers serves its purposes of both eliminating the possibility of any corruption (note: that to him, it should be monetary compensation, and not a strong sense of integrity that should eradicate corruption) and to be on par with the private sector so as to persuade these chosen people to move from their comfort in the private sector to that of serving the people humbly. What a sacrifice on their part!

To me, this argument is severely skewed in terms of logic and reason. Moreover, where do we draw the line between blatant corruption and cronyism otherwise euphemistically known as “nurturing a business relationship”? Also known in layman terms as “you scratch my back and I scratch yours?”

How about the wives of the ministers who run private businesses and obstentiously ride on the political power of their husbands to surge forward? Are there any checks in place to stem that in the bud? No. Not only do they not have adequate policies in place to check such potential abuse, our ministers proudly proclaim that they do not require constitutional checks to ensure a balance of the political/ sociological quotient as ‘Within the PAP itself, there’s a self-checking system’.

The arrogance of monopoly is never surprising. In addition to feeding the citizens with regular government (read:PAP) slanted propaganda based on their long term strategy of creating a conditioned nation who will not be independent to think and analyze, and who will be lead by a government-controlled media to arrive at pre-determined decisions of which of course, the government approves, they are telling us now subtly (or not so subtly) that we, the citizens do not require an Opposition. They, of course, are too honest, as “honesty is one of their core values” to require an Opposition that they would spend “too much time fixing”. Do the comments in quotes sound disturbingly familiar?

Uttered from the very lips of our very own Prime Minister and the various other party jesters.

Remember the fiasco of the son-in-law insurance from Khaw Boon Wan? And many more gaffes here…

You see now why I am so unimpressed with the ruling party? Elite…. my ass.


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OK last quiz for today is about…

August 29th, 2006 by Xtralicious

one of my favourite pastimes!


You Are a Coy Flirt
You may not seem like you’re flirting, but you know exactly what you’re doing.You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowing.Subtle and understated, you know how to best leverage your sex appeal.A sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession.

You?


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Official Anal Retentive Ass

August 29th, 2006 by Xtralicious

Hah!


You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around. Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want. You rule at success, but success doesn’t rule you.
When it’s playtime, you really know how to kick back. Whether it’s hanging out with friends or doing something you love, you live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds

Are you a Type A too?


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This one is interesting..

August 29th, 2006 by Xtralicious


Your Brain is 80% Female, 20% Male
Your brain leans female. You think with your heart, not your head. Sweet and considerate, you are a giver. But you’re tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!


For the record: I DISAGREE with the “sweet” part. *rolls eyes*

Have fun here


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I knew long ago.

August 29th, 2006 by Xtralicious

And you probably do too… from the way I have to clean so compulsively… that I had to wean myself from sweeping and mopping twice a day to only once… making serious efforts not to freak out when i see hair on my floors… my kids were trained to eat neatly from the time they were about 2… even my neatly arranged books and clothing screams ANAL.

Yep all the signs are there.


You Are 8% Gross
You’re not gross, but you tend to think everyone else is. And you’re right… they are!Some people may think you’re a neat freak, but at least you’ll never die of flesh eating bacteria.

Are YOU a fellow neat freak?


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