Dating – You do anything and everything except having sex. Kissing of course is a bonus.

In a relationship – You do nothing apart from having intensive and explosive sex. Kissing is not an option but a necessity.

Marriage – You do anything and everything including love-making. Intensive and explosive sex is a bonus. Kissing is still a necessity.

Divorce – A process you could never be prepared for. A brief enjoyment of self pity and internally cleansing tears. Then you pick up the pieces and move on. Life goes on after all. With or without.

One Night Stand – No such phraseology.

Orgy – No such word. Or wrong spelling - might be O.G where you go to for 20% discount for Giordano’s corduroys.

Sleeping around – Pyjama parties at different girlfriend’s houses.