A friend is someone who..

1. Tells you the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.. but in shades of lightened tone.
2. Tells you the truth to your face, not to anyone else and least of all behind your back.
3. Stands by you through good and bad times.
4. Listens to your whining for the entire period when you are down. Then bitch slaps you out of depression the moment you are ready.
5. Shares nitty gritty details with you about her life, and not highly glossed fabrications about how glamourous/ fun/ exciting/ blessed her life is.
6. Jolts you out of lust-defined obsession with a timely bitch slap.

Therefore to my Bear Bee Pam… thank you for being a true blue friend. Muaks!!