My regular readers and friends know me. I call a spade a spade and one of the worst culprits to push my buttons, ALL the wrong buttons in me is stupidity, obstinate persistent proud-in-all-its-glory stupidity.

As a principle, because I am wildly allergic to stupidity in all its forms, I do not read or follow blogs with stupid contents. You know, those variety with ditsy act-cute photos all over the place, irritatingly cute writings with sms language or fluffy giggly posturings. They make me break out in mental hives.

Lately I not only had the misfortune of having to witness just such a highly challenged individual in proud glory, my eyes have had to suffer the contents of the similarly afflicted blog contents after being fed the link..

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My last word on Nuffnang.

Not that it is folding (for all we know) but simply because they don’t deserve my time of the day with their insufferable incompetence, fatally dangerous short sightedness and the worst, strutting unwarranted arrogance. In the midst of all this hooha, they obstinately and persistently refuse to answer to the blogger community as we are a bunch of nobodies and they blatantly ignore the kind advice and suggestions of highly respected professionals (hello, wake up, people don’t owe you a damned thing. They are giving you advice out of kindness!) The worst insult to injury is, they not only ignore the unhappiness and anger brewing in their customers, they send out an email/ blog about them giving out 200 free movie tickets (wow whee!! *ditsy smile*) 

Well, you can keep it. I can afford a pair of movie tickets, thank you very much. My dignity and intelligence is worth more than S$17. A bit more, maybe. But not S$17. And the problem will not go away just because you give out some movie tickets.

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No matter how vile their business policies and SOP might be, I do honestly think it must be great working there.

Typical day of a staff might go something like this..

Hypothetical Schedule of Whatever Executive at NN:

9am give or take: Coffee and breakfast while researching blogs and other work related surfing.

10am: Take some random photos. Never know when I can get the chance to stick them up somewhere in my blog entry or the NN website.

10.30am: Take time to answer a few emails. Some are as late as 25 days old. Never mind, don’t waste time, just give obligatory reply. Hellooo… They should be lucky to even get a reply from me ok, what more do these people want. Eating into my time to take photos *pui*

12pm: LUNCH TIME!!! Go have lunch appointment with clients to explore how exactly we can give some ads to those losers with only 20 unique visits. They have been whining non stop. What do they expect us to do? *rolls eyes* Stupid people. Shall ignore them if necessary.

3pm: Time for more photo taking!! *smile*

4pm: Issue some cheques for people who choose to cash out. Must remember to deduct the S$1 admin fee. About this admin fee, I think about it also dulan. S$1 only also so kiam!! make so much noise about this!! *pui* *angry* *forgets to check for signatory due to distraction* Well, still you people’s fault BECAUSE you distracted me!! That’s why I forgot!! Oops, cannot angry, take photo first. *holds envelopes, smiles and takes pictures*

5pm: Squeals and gets giddy with excitement!! We are going to see a free movie!! So happy!!

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Now you have to excuse me while I puke my guts out. That was way too much of a test for my allergy.