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I also have Sexy Sister!! Pictures included!

18 November 2007 8 Comments

As related from Mr X:

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me , it was her beautiful and sexy younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was always flirting with me. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and whisper some dirty words to me, smiling. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.

She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her underwear and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.


Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test.we couldn’t ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.” And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car(!!!)

The sexy sister-in-law :P

Sorry, guys… will you ever forgive me for such a misleading title and post?

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8 Comments »

  • Patrick Quek said:

    Si bei Chio, can I hav her number?

  • Xtralicious (author) said:

    PatricK:LOLOL. I cannot begin to TELL you how bloody jealous I am of this sexy sister. ALWAYS bloody stealing my thunder!! :P

  • Patrick Quek said:

    U mus brin her to the Biz meetin liao.

  • Xtralicious (author) said:

    *sulks* SEE what I mean?

  • miel said:

    well done. should have known better for being horny lol

  • lolcat said:

    she looks more chio than you!

  • Xtralicious (author) said:

    miel: :P glad you took the joke well!

  • Xtralicious (author) said:

    lolcat: yes, obviously, since she is my “sexy sister”… sigh. And typically… blog-less.


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