Rape, Sex, Nuffnang, Advertlets, Money, Advertisments, and the biggest taboo of them all must be Humour.

Lately when I sit down to blog, an activity that is relaxing and pleasurable to me, I started to feel strange invisible OB Markers in my mind, telling me I cannot blog about this, cannot blog about that. Have a humourous take on something? Risk being marked as “misleading” and having no “credibility“. Whoa.

Cover social news like this, this and this and the whining starts because the articles are about rape and therefore sex related. Even an innocent coverage about toys can get flak just because it contains the word rape in the title. I suppose my article on the man abandoning his pregnant wife is also sex related over because it talks about the pregnant woman and to get pregnant, you need to have sex. How immoral. My latest post on my pictures in celebration of being 30 might have caused many a moral value uproar. This MUST BE THE WORST as it is PORN!!

Is the younger generation getting more self righteous and more prone to playing the moral police? Self righteousness, moral condescension, sexual frustration, ugly competition or what, I don’t know, but I sure am bemused. I thought I was the hitting 30, fuddly duddly and conservative here..

Damn, even having an opinion about our advertising companies also kena OB markers. “Stop talking about Nuffnang, Advertlets, insert company name/ whining/ flaming/ praising/ whatever to get into top 10 pongs!”

Well, if it’s bad, I will talk about it and if it’s good, I will also talk about it. It’s MY blog after all. YOU can choose not to click on it.

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So many OB markers, then what else to talk about..Perhaps I shall blog about my pussies!

Chloé - people can be so stupid

Chloé - getting depressive just thinking about it

Muffin - fearless in the face of stupidity

Muffin - No eyes to see lah

Oh damn! Maybe this will also be frowned upon because they are pussies!! Have sexual connotations!

OH CRAP!

And yes, I have a fantastic sex life. Take that and chew on it.

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I am still finding it incredulous because this blog is no where near the “as he tore off my clothes and plunged his hot hard tool into my wet quivering vagina” variety, it still managed to get flak from the moral police! Incredible! And now I have gone and said the “vagina” word. Burn, sinner, burn!!!

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*This post is written in a super dulan, sialan and kuailan mood and I am sure I will regret it after hitting the publish button. But it’s better than keeping all that pissed piss inside. And henceforth after spewing out the venom from poison arrows, I shall ignore all crap that makes my toes laugh, take the advice of Paddy and continue to blog in the manner that MOI choose to.